Inanimate objects attack me. Doors, tables, chairs, toilet seats, vacuum cleaners, keys, wallets, tools, cars, and computers - to name just a few of my enemies - have it out for me. They sneak up on ...

Cho Noi is a Monopoly-like RPG where you fight inanimate objects and sell its remains to unsuspecting shoppers – on boats. Players move around the board via dice while fighting enemies for goods and ...